"The World's Dumbest People"
DUMB JUDGE: A woman was in court for a traffic violation when the judge asked her what her occupation was. The woman replied that she was a school teacher. Hearing this, the judge got a big grin on his face and sentenced her to write "I will obey all traffic laws" 500 times
DUMB GUNMAN: The police got a lucky break when they asked all the men in a lineup to say "Put all the money in a bag and I'll kill you." One of the men then protested, "that's not what i said!"
DUMB DEAD MAN: A Colorado man accidently shot himself when he attempted to answer his phone which was lying on his bedstand along with a revolver. He picked up the gun by mistake, brought it to his head and where it discharged and shot himself.
DUMB ROBBER: A man entered a fast food restaurant and explained that he was robbing them. He then drew a gun and put a bag over his head as a mask. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten to cut eyeholes in the makeshift mask. He fell to the ground, where the employees made a citizens' arrest.
DUMB FISHERMAN: Three lawyers were fishing on a lake when a storm hit. Most boaters chose wisely and came off the water for a day. However, this group of big-brained lawyers decided to stay out. One of them even stood up and said,"Here I am, God, come get me!" He was struck dead by lightening at that very moment.

...that's enough!
please, everyone, pray for my grand-ma because she is very, very sick!

later days,
cathyann
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happy birthday to my bestest friend ever....kelly anne!
p.s. got muh permit today
p.p.s. i dyed my hair...not sure if i like it...but thanks kirbi!

The first large study of an experimental cervical cancer vaccine found it was 100 percent effective at blocking most forms of the disease. <<<<how cool is that!

so, im at kirbi's right now and that girl is HILARIOUS! i tell you!

but yeah, um...yesterday i went dress shopping with kel and "mrs. peggy" haha! it was funny! it was a very successful trip! she got 3 dresses, and now she just needs a suit!

um...so yeah, that's all folks!

later days,
cathy ann
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Wonderful, so wonderful
Is your unfailing love
Your cross has spoken mercy over me
No eye has seen no ear has heard
No heart could fully know
How glorious, how beautiful you are.
Beautiful one I love you
Beautiful one I adore
Beautiful one my soul must sing.

umh...i totally love that song! cause i totally love the lord! and i love life! even if i complain a lot...i am so blessed!
...sorry...but i do!

um...aw...so my mom and mary was leaving the house the other day, and she called beth and said "go tell the neighbors their cat ("tippy") is sleeping in the street, i don't want it to get hit by a car." so bethie just walks next door and was like "you're cat's sleeping in the street" and he was like "oh he always does that, that nut!" but, what really happened was, someone hit him by a car and he died! aw! i miss tippy! haha! kel, member that time we had to pet sit him! hahaha! that thing wouldn't shut up! i don't know why i decided to share that with you guys!

well, i got my dress, and i don't really like it, but i was kinda in a rush, and it was the only one that looked half decent on me!...oh well i guess!

well, i predict that this is gonna be quite a busy week! love you guyses!

later days,
cathy ann
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